- Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
- 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
- Time between slipping onfiltered= 1 bananosecond
- Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
- Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knot-furlong
- 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling = 1 lite year
- 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
- Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
- 1000 aches = 1 kilohurtz
- Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
- Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
- 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
- 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
- 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
- 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
- 10 cards = 1 decacards
- 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
- 1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
- 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
- 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
- 10 rations = 1 decoration
- 100 rations = 1 C-ration
- 2 monograms = 1 diagram
- 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
- 3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League
- 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
The Illusionist (viewed on 9/3): 8 Turkey Legs
The Lady in the Water (viewed on 9/6): 7 1/2 Turkey Legs
4 comments:
That was amazing.
-Shannon
Only amazing things appear on this site. OK, not so much, but it's good to think that once in a while.
Those were good.
Thanks, Wolfgang.
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